HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIA!

Don't eat the cod, the pollack's your friend,
the cod's a sod who's met his end,
he feasts on Winehouse's sinewy blend
of potatoe skins tatooily penned

Perhaps a haddock you'd like instead?
You can't use haddock to whack someone's head,
perhaps the best is the Arctic blend,
But i guess that that would have to depend

Talk of fake skin and the eifel tower,
skypey fat chin of power of power,
And now I don't know what else to say
except for have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!